Text 31 May 2 notes Some men just want to watch the world burn…

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Text 31 May

my internet is fixed! :D 

I’ve been relying on my phone for the past week and it’s really not fast enough for tumblr. Very annoying. I may write an angry letter to BT. 

Text 22 May 3 notes

inkorstardust:

othersideofthegalaxy:

inkorstardust replied to your ask:

No problemo! 
And that’s strange. It’s never caused me any problems. Oh well, I suppose it has to be a pain for some people, otherwise no one would try and stop it. 
I really hope you can come too. I’m going to book the table anyway, so if you can’t come, I’m bringing the hedgehog to sit in your chair.
But yes, she’s very cute and sweet and I’d like to introduce you.  

Yes it is very annoying, I usually forget and then sit clicking impotently at the reply button wondering why nothing is happening. And then I remember. Still, this can work :) I just hope you see this.

Yes you should definitely book the table, I will hopefully be there I just thought I should warn you in case my manager decides to be a bitch :P 

You realise if the hedgehog was in my chair then that would make her your right-hand demon? And I’m not sure you can be a formidable force of almighty evil when your public face is that adorable. 

Haha, but yes I can’t wait :) So is the 1st June your actual birthday then or is it a few days before/after? I should probably know that but I appear to have forgotten :( Apologies. 

Don’t worry, I see everything.

Anyway, yeah, this works! :)

Hey, you haven’t seen Hedgepig’s angry face. She’s pretty damn scary.

Anyway, you can be a force of almighty evil with adorable public faces. I mean, it happens all the time.

And it’s actually on the 30th May, but that’s a Wednesday, and by Friday everyone will have finished exams, so I’m holding dinner then. And it’s seriously no big deal, I’m dreadful at birthdays.

ahhh see I thought it was in May, that’s why I was all confused!

arghhh omg that picture of your hedgepog is so cute!

And Mark P’s not looking too bad either. Only cute in a completely different way. Um. Honestly, your Pellegrino feels are infectious, your blog should come with a warning. 

Anyway I’m starting to lose it slightly so I really must bid you farewell :) Goodnight! :D

Text 22 May 3 notes

inkorstardust replied to your ask:

No problemo! 
And that’s strange. It’s never caused me any problems. Oh well, I suppose it has to be a pain for some people, otherwise no one would try and stop it. 
I really hope you can come too. I’m going to book the table anyway, so if you can’t come, I’m bringing the hedgehog to sit in your chair.
But yes, she’s very cute and sweet and I’d like to introduce you.  

Yes it is very annoying, I usually forget and then sit clicking impotently at the reply button wondering why nothing is happening. And then I remember. Still, this can work :) I just hope you see this.

Yes you should definitely book the table, I will hopefully be there I just thought I should warn you in case my manager decides to be a bitch :P 

You realise if the hedgehog was in my chair then that would make her your right-hand demon? And I’m not sure you can be a formidable force of almighty evil when your public face is that adorable. 

Haha, but yes I can’t wait :) So is the 1st June your actual birthday then or is it a few days before/after? I should probably know that but I appear to have forgotten :( Apologies. 

Text 22 May 2 notes if you google image search the words “american pride”

you get this: 

if you search: british pride

or english pride:

or even Canadian pride: 

The first few results are ALWAYS icons like flags, eagles, inspiring people, maple leaves… Suggestions asking “did you mean: proud to be british”?

And what do Scotland get? 

THIS

Did you mean: scottish pride bread

and then some pictures of cheese and butter.

i mean really. 

In our defence, it is damn good butter.

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inkorstardust asked: I have an entire book of these kinds of folk songs out the library at the minute. I'll bring it to dinner in June and read them around the table or something. Or after, if you fancy coming over for what the grown up in me calls "after dinner drinks" and the rest of me calls "me getting pissy at video games and yt videos on the big tv and hiding under a tent".

Yes let us have sophisticated after-dinner drinks like the grown ups we are..

and then get pissy at video games and laugh ourselves silly at youtube videos and bawdy folksongs :D Sounds like a plan. And fangirling under the influence can only be a good thing. Right…?

Text 22 May 7 notes Let Me Sing You a Song of My People

inkorstardust:

Here’s the Scottish bawdy folk song I was talking about. I’ll post it, under the cut, in Scots and a kind of general translation to plain English for those of you who it isn’t their first language.

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I have never been prouder of my homeland than I am at this moment.

Text 22 May 8 notes

inkorstardust:

why did i think it was a good idea to leave a Scottish folk song in someone’s ask
a Scottish folk song about hairless vaginas
people who adore Scotland this is basically the quality of our country

what.

what kind of folk songs do you listen to? Aren’t they usually just about some Gaelic woman howling because she’s lost her child in the bleak snows of the Highland summer? 

Text 22 May 13,795 notes

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

also known as Avocado’s constant.

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